mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

scalping

the act of buying multiple graphics cards using bots to resell them at an exorbitantly higher price. common problem in ebay.

damn it, scalping made the rtx 3080 out of stock in 1 minute.

by bruhinator 2000 December 3, 2020

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

stamping my rooster

a vigorous wank. hardcore masturbating.

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in

by tboner509 June 7, 2017