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SABIS

Global School Network that will take your money and use the “point system” from the 1860s to teach you nothing.

From grades 5-12 you shall have 1-2 exams a day and no social life.

In grades 10-12 you will have no real life and will become depressed and tired of studying for exams endlessly

SABIS students have 4 types of exams
AMS - 25% of your mark
Periodic - 50% of your mark
Homework - 25% of your mark
End of Term - basically your entire mark KEKW.
If you get into a SABIS school, good luck!
Oh and the teachers are horrible
John : hey what school u in?
SABIS student : sorry bro I can’t talk rn gotta study
John : oh sucks to be you!
by a skrrt skrrt October 13, 2019
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sahisht

So lets get this straight, sahisht is an absolutely stunning man, and everybodys sure to love him. Its basically impossible to not love this hunk of man because of how absolutely lovable he is. Full of good vibes, u would need to be a not very nice person to not very like him. Wish him a happy birthday every day, because he sure is lost when is comes to dates. We love sahisht, and you should too.
woah did u see sahisht, yeah hes so hot
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Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.
After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.
by juiceCULT August 3, 2012
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Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
by rolan2 August 6, 2008
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Sadist

One who gets pleasure (often sexual) from the suffering of others. It is a common myth that sadists like masochists, however the true sadist can get no pleasure from the pain he causes the masochist because the masochist is enjoying it.
*Masochist sees a sadist (identified by the whip and handcuffs in his back pocket) and sees an opportunity for a beautiful relationship*

Masochist: HURT ME!!!
Sadist: No.
by Xhzjang January 7, 2005
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Sadist

A person who enjoys seeing/ causing others' pain, suffering and humiliation; usually getting sexual pleasure from doing so.
Being a sadist, she became excited seeing the man in bloody pain
by Squishy024 July 15, 2013
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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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