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steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
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salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!
by feedyourcat January 27, 2006
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A.C. Slater

taking a shit sitting on the toilet facing the opposite direction the way A.C. Slater sat in Saved By The Bell when he ate at The Max
Im going to A.C. Slater so that i can take a shit and do my homework at the same time
by Branny Pakistani December 7, 2007
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Satterwhite

The epitome of the American male. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

The Satterwhite carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
Dude, That guy is a Satterwhite
by simplejack322 January 4, 2012
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Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.
I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.
by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019
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Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"
by RustierNU March 11, 2017
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salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish
After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish
by anon502 July 7, 2018
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