wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

by OxfordDic December 6, 2013

Rupertocracy

The political system in which Rupert Murdoch rules.

The Anglophone sphere is becoming a global Rupertocracy.

by derpus maximus June 12, 2013

Rambunxious Rupert

this is a sexual maneuver that is only able to be done in a threesome. The act occurs when the first party gives the second party of the threesome anal and proceeds to ejaculate in their ass. The second party then walks over to the third party and proceeds to fart in their face thus spraying them in the face with a shower of semen and shit crystals

Yo bro last night I hooked up with 2 chicks at once and me and the brunette gave the blonde a Rambunxious Rupert

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 23, 2009

Rupert

When someone is acting like a dick. Acting like a know it all and never admitting when wrong.

Did you see that mess he made? Yes stiofan is a right Rupert

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Rupert

He will take you into bed, lick your privates until they feel like jelly.

My partner Rupert took me to a hotel room and I came out feeling like jelly.

by FIREBALLZ AND ICEBALLZ November 26, 2019

Rupert

Either a bear or a sweet teenage boy
Ruperts are most commonly known for their creativity and lack of alpha male qualities. They are usually found at concerts or at youtube gatherings, they breed mainly in the summer and habitats include London and Devon. Ruperts normally migrate in small groups these groups can include a queer, a short person, a ginger, a tall boy and a quiet boy.

omigosh your such a rupert today!

what kind of a rupert are you??

what the rupert?

by Ishy Squish June 9, 2009

Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg

Rupert and chips for tea?

by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 6, 2010