rumpelforeskin

to have sex willingly with a limp dick

man i rumpelforeskinned her good last night

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

Ramped

To be intoxicated, drunk

Man, I was Ramped last night.

by Matthew Hyre September 15, 2006

Rumpel

One who is usually affiliated with warps in time and space.
Usually tall and lanky.
Often has a first name starting with a C

Produces copius amounts of methane.
ugghh.

Man where the fuck chris go...
Oh, he rumpeled outta here.

by Treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

rumper

To receive a blowjob while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a rumper this morning.

by Babsy999 September 24, 2013

Romped

(Rawm-ped) To be sexually arroused. A word used to describe a horny state of being. To have a desire to fuck a person (or object, animal, etc.) In the fuckhole. A secret word to tell someone you are horny.

Boy: look at this spider on my leg!!
Girl: im romped.

Boy: lets do it.

by A MINOR DETAIL May 12, 2009

Rupped Up

When something (i.e. a person, place, or thing) is either partially destroyed, mangled, or beyond explanation using any known word in the english language.

While we were driving down the highway, we saw a pretty rupped up car accident downtown.

by Chesty Puller January 14, 2008