coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.
i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.
by busyscissors May 17, 2011
"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"
by im better than you. December 18, 2007
The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!
Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!
Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013
Effects and actions in movies that are 100% impossible but we love them so much. Such as punching through a wall or hang gliding with your t shirt. Also may include but is not limited to, hanging on to cliffs or long periods of time, curving bullets, dodging bullets, antagonists having horrible aim allowing the hero to escape easily.
guy#1: Yo, that was some bullshit when Batmans cape blocked those bullets.
guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.
guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.
by tw310zz August 6, 2010
Given any argument, fight, bitching, or man pms can be instantly fixed by a woman fondling herself in front of her significant other
Esp if the woman is well endowed
Esp if the woman is well endowed
Man: I'm really pissed that you don't pay enough attention to me
Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!
Man: I love you. Wait a minute!
Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD
Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!
Man: I love you. Wait a minute!
Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD
by Not 'the' Willie Nelson May 20, 2010
This rule is used in a party setting to ensure that gender demographics at parties that, due to the make up of the group throwing the party, begin each party with a significant tilt in number of attendies that are... male. (ie: sports teams, fraternaties, religious organizations of any kind).
The Breakdown of the Rule:
- All members in good standing of the club throwing the party are welcome, and welcome to bring guests or to come alone.
- For each additional male guest who is not a club member that is brought by a club member, that club member must also bring a female guest.
- If no female guest is at that time accompanying the club member and his non-club member male guest:
A) the non club member male guest will be admitted with open arms into the party.
B) the club member will not be permitted entrance to the party and will be informed of the shame he has brought unto his lineage.
C) the outcasted club member can only gain entry by finding a female (not previously attending the party) to enter the party with the outcasted club member.
Upon completion of requirement "C", all honor is restored to the club member who committed the infraction and the indiscretion is never to be spoken of again.
The Breakdown of the Rule:
- All members in good standing of the club throwing the party are welcome, and welcome to bring guests or to come alone.
- For each additional male guest who is not a club member that is brought by a club member, that club member must also bring a female guest.
- If no female guest is at that time accompanying the club member and his non-club member male guest:
A) the non club member male guest will be admitted with open arms into the party.
B) the club member will not be permitted entrance to the party and will be informed of the shame he has brought unto his lineage.
C) the outcasted club member can only gain entry by finding a female (not previously attending the party) to enter the party with the outcasted club member.
Upon completion of requirement "C", all honor is restored to the club member who committed the infraction and the indiscretion is never to be spoken of again.
"Andrew" plays rugby and is a club member in good standing. Andrew brings his buddy "Mike" to a party his rugby club is throwing. Mike is allowed in, but Andrew is in violation of the Mezo Rule and must go find a female before he will be allowed into the party. Andrew finds and introduces himself to a brazilian au pair at the bodega on the corner and asks her to attend the party. She says yes and they both are admitted to the party where there is much rejoicing.
by Manatee Schmanatee August 28, 2009
If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action
Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
by AgLet- August 15, 2019