Kris Coombs-Roberts

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.

How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

rupert grint

is one of the only guys in the world who can pull off the long red hair thing.

I like your hair, man...

by Kara April 6, 2005

Rupert Grint

Part of the trio "Daniel-Emma-Rupert"; is the most underrated of the three even if he is the most talented of them. He's the most natural actor out of the three, the most adorable and has got immense sex appeal and charisma. A term used for someone simply irresistible.

"Rupert Grint will last longer than Daniel and Emma in this biz cuz he could actually act and has the potential to be a great comedian."

by Ginjah April 19, 2005

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

Robert Gill

A 45 year old teacher who enjoys giving a little back rubs to kids a little too much.

"Oh no her comes Robert Gill again, but at least we'll get an A-."
"Why an A-?"
"Because in order to get an A+, he'd want us to put in the extra effort."

by Chodefaggot69420 October 21, 2019

Alec Rupert

A wild blue-haired creature living up in the North. This creature is known to rummage through people's garbage in Duboise looking for anything necessary food, pocket knives, etc. This creature was last seen in McDonald's asking for Big Mac's and getting whipped by car keys. It is said that this creature weighs in about 1-2 tons and you can find him usually wandering about the suburbs in Gloverville. This creature usually makes certain calls in the night for example, SMUSH Sm-uUU-SHH. One last thing if you startle this creature it might run or charge you with it's mating call you will end up dying of it's smell or the weight crushing on your body.

Josh: "Hey are we going camping tonight?"
Me: "I don't know man..."
Josh: "Why not?"
Me: "Didn't you see that biography on Alec Rupert on the history channel?"
Josh: "Oh yeah i almost forgot forget that lets play airsoft GUYS!!!"
Me: *sigh*

by JoshewahRupert12345 January 23, 2012

Robert's your father's brother

The same as Bob's your uncle

Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.

by M@//O December 3, 2010