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long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
by rainman002 September 15, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.
by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016
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platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011
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Complicated Relationship

A complitcated relationship is when two people flirt and have something going but aren't in a relationship for whatever reason.
Dude are you guys dating because you always post eachother. "No were kinda in a complicated relationship"
by Newin lol August 24, 2018
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Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.
Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013
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real relationship

A real relationship is when you actually communicate with eachother. You don’t just randomly smirk when you see your girl/boyfriend in the hallway or in public. You talk to eachother. You share the things you like about one another and you love eachother enough to not judge their past mistakes.
Friend:“I want a real relationship

Me: “Everyone does”
by But in reality February 1, 2018
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relationship of convenience

dating someone simply because he or she is around all the time (i.e. conveniently located in your life) rather than having a real romantic connection with them

relationships of convenience are to dating what brute force is to programming - a refuge for the desperate and/or lazy
Andi: He's in all my classes and we see each other every night to do problem sets. So we're dating.

Nizzle: But you don't really like him ... it's just a relationship of convenience.
by razzbizzle June 24, 2005
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