Roscommon

Roscommon is the sexiest town in ireland all the girls are rides and the lads are tanks and beashts and rockfords is always buzzing. even though Roscommon Gaels are absolutely shite Roscommon is still the greatest town in ireland. From lios na mult to the racecourse road roscommon town, the greatest town in ireland always has stuff to do. If it's drink ur lookin for you can go to one of roscommons pubs theres about ten of them. If ur lookin for class food at a brilliant price go to zam zams.

jeasus roscommon are sexy beashts

by DEM-ROSSIES January 9, 2013

rosco

a nother term for either a pistol or a penis

" sorry, just gotta adjust my rosco"

" shit, man, don't do that in here!"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

Roscommon

Roscommon happens to be the best county in ireland we also are winners of a minor all-ireland in 2006 it may b a minor title bt how many of ye out der hav bet kerry in the last few years in an all-ireland final

we are miles better than the poor feckers in Leitrim and jesus even dubs r better than the stupid people of Mayo
and a common mistake with people saying of roscommon is that we r sheep shaggers BUT i repeat we are not sheep shaggers but the countys nickname is the SHEEP STEALERS

did ye c dat Roscommon lad hammer d shite outa that stupid Mayo gobshite

by Roscommon'sGreatest November 23, 2009

roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.

Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire

by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

rascoed

When one Chef uses other Chefs for culinary posturing, manipulation of menus, culinary platforms, and the highest of those goals without true establishment of one self. Also makes no matter or mind of the ones stepped over, and also fails to realize the truth is always rendered at the bottom of the pot, where the fond is the sweetest of that most savory essence

Barry was totally rascoed by Phillip when he tried to get that chef's job. What a tool!

by cheftilldeath September 7, 2013

Rosco

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his wang and leaves a phallic shaped bruise on their face.

After I jizzed in her hair I give her such a rosco that she cried.

by Jayzig August 23, 2007

twists, slugs, and roscoes

it's a slang expression. litteraly: women, bullets, and guns

it was a night full of twists, slugs, and roscoes

by sara May 23, 2004