Roscommon

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Roscommon is the sexiest town in ireland all the girls are rides and the lads are tanks and beashts and rockfords is always buzzing. even though Roscommon Gaels are absolutely shite Roscommon is still the greatest town in ireland. From lios na mult to the racecourse road roscommon town, the greatest town in ireland always has stuff to do. If it's drink ur lookin for you can go to one of roscommons pubs theres about ten of them. If ur lookin for class food at a brilliant price go to zam zams.

jeasus roscommon are sexy beashts

Roscommon by DEM-ROSSIES January 9, 2013

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Roscommon

Roscommon happens to be the best county in ireland we also are winners of a minor all-ireland in 2006 it may b a minor title bt how many of ye out der hav bet kerry in the last few years in an all-ireland final

we are miles better than the poor feckers in Leitrim and jesus even dubs r better than the stupid people of Mayo
and a common mistake with people saying of roscommon is that we r sheep shaggers BUT i repeat we are not sheep shaggers but the countys nickname is the SHEEP STEALERS

did ye c dat Roscommon lad hammer d shite outa that stupid Mayo gobshite

Roscommon by Roscommon'sGreatest November 23, 2009

roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.

Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire

roscommon wrap by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

Rosscommon nonce

One who is not just I love with young humans but also young sheep

Did you see that rosscommon nonce over there he can’t chose between the playground or the lambing pen

Rosscommon nonce by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

Rosscommon nonce by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

romcommunistkat

uhhkarkat changed his handle to romcommunistkat so i am redoing this.

the best karkat kinnie on tiktok. so hot. really hot.

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romcommunistkat by bigfathaircoveredcumfilledball June 5, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026