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roller coaster

An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
by Ezekiel March 9, 2005
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Roller Coaster of Emotions

When there are so many ups and downs in a day, or in any way rapid-fire. You get a raise, your pet dies, you win a raffle, it rains and floods the basement, it's pay-day a bird shits on your car....you get the point
Saturday March 23rd, 2013
what a roller coaster of emotions!
by iamtheanswer March 23, 2013
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rollercoastering

you don't want to be predictable but close people will know..
"yeah its true, i really was on my period these last days. hormones are "amazing" arent they. rollercoastering."
by Krkič September 13, 2019
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Redneck Roller Coaster

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com
by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004
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Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
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Rollercoastering

When a couple sits on the same side of a booth at a restaurant with no one sitting across from them.
I observed Samantha and Philip rollercoastering at the sushi restaurant on Saturday.
by pip1776 March 30, 2011
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brollercoaster

n. A situation in which one was subjected to the asshat antics of a "bro" or bros.
Talking with Mikey was a real brollercoaster.

The Dave Matthews Band concert was a long and shitty brollercoaster ride.
by Al-Mac January 19, 2008
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