Someone who uses lances in Brawlhalla and only uses cigs
#Nigger, #BitchAss, #WishUCancer, #Spammer, #YourMotherIsWIth, #IHopeUWetUrSocks, #UrMomGay
#Nigger, #BitchAss, #WishUCancer, #Spammer, #YourMotherIsWIth, #IHopeUWetUrSocks, #UrMomGay
by BasicPsycho April 3, 2022

revolutionary musical device created in the late 1980s that not only keeps the beat in songs but creates the actual music. Kelis references it in her song Bossy " We gon' keep it poppin while the 808 is jumpin" most of Mariah Careys "Emancipation of MiMi was created using a Roland TR-808
by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

Hendersonville Tennessee Attorney who practices personal injury, workers compensation, family law, and social security disability. 615.348.0070 mumfordlaw.net
An attorney who returns phone calls within 24 hours and represents clients ethically.
Roland Mumford will advocate your cause to the end.
Roland Mumford will advocate your cause to the end.
by mumfordlaw February 23, 2009

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!
Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.
Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.
by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
