A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)
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The NEWEST nickname for the most OVERPAID Baseball player of all time, third baseman yankee Alexander Rodriguez.

This is due to the fact that besides being a cock-sucking faggot (just ask Derek Jeter) is also a steroid user since he recently confessed to Sports Illustrated that he took steroids during his 2001-2003 seasons with the Texas Rangers.
Yankee Fan 1: Look at A-Rod, he is such a good third baseman.

Fan 2:What?? Are you serious? Gay-Roid can't catch shit at third base and on top of that he can't hit on clutch situations.

Yankee Fan 1: He's gotta be good otherwise he wouldn't be the highest paid player of all time with an annual salary of $27.5 million.

Fan 2: Gay-Roid is flat out OVER-RATED and frankly I don't know why they pay him so much he has never won a World Series Pennant nor a League Pennant for that matter, I'd rather put the cheapest player on third base instead of this bitch.
by Kal-El of Krypton March 16, 2009
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When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.
After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.
by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017
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Men send photos of their ramparts on Twitter, known as cockshots.
And now women can send hole-a-roids.
by gift rapper June 10, 2011
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A professional sports player using performance-enhancing drugs, typically steroids.
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by s-bomb March 3, 2004
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A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)
Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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One of the world's biggest myths. The term is used to describe aggression, as seen from users of anabolic steroids. Usage of the term originates from (and now perpetuates) the myth that steroids make people aggressive.

In reality, increased testosterone improves mood, cognitive function, confidence, libido, and has many other positive effects as well. Some users have claimed, however, that they bring out who you really are. So if you're a dick with emotional problems, steroids will not fix your problems but just give you the balls to be an even bigger dick.

Many users of AAS are chicken-legged douchebags who have no business taking them to begin with. They end up killing themselves by doing stacks no intelligent bodybuilder would ever use, and using them 365 days a year.

A real phenomenon is when an AAS user completes their cycle. At this point, their body has not produced its own testosterone for a while, and they suffer a drastic decrease in T-levels. This LACK of testosterone can cause irritability and depression for a few weeks while the body struggles to play catch-up. But this is not caused directly by anabolic steroids (which testosterone is), but rather the lack of them.
Chris Benoit went roid rage and killed his family and himself. But as it turns out, the guy was just a complete dick with serious emotional problems.
by General Septem April 15, 2009
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