bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

riston

loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.

My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"

by Wesly Crusher July 29, 2003

Ristaron

God.

Also: a name uttered during the climax of sexual intercourse.

Oh Ristaron... ooooooooh...

by Ristaron November 20, 2004

ristupulous

(adj.)Ridiculously stupid. Absurd, not even worthy of the term stupid or ridiculous by itself.

Jumping off a bridge, backwards, is really ristupulous.

by Joltin' Joel Johnson May 15, 2008

Ristankulous

Stanky, ridiculous and quite frankly, unnecessary.

Dude, your baby is a ristankulous mistake.

by Teh Lawd May 30, 2010

ristorante

You look a bit cheesy, sweet

Your looking very ristorante today!

by Insidejokewithpreston March 11, 2019

ristor

to kill someone or something using toilet paper

A gang has been around the neighborhood ristoring people to death.

by googlebot123768 June 1, 2019