Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.
by shawzee March 17, 2010
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by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008
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by The Chicken Commish September 20, 2020
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Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
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Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.
Dude, check out that MILF.
Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.
True... Stripper Redemption
Wanna go for Tacos?
Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.
True... Stripper Redemption
Wanna go for Tacos?
by porkchop101 December 12, 2012
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