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Wingman's reward

When you get to hook up with the friend of the girl that your mate is going for, because you and the girl friend are stuck with each other and there's not much else to do.

It's not a great reward but better than going home empty handed.

Note that it's not a wingmans' reward if you're actually into the girl. That's tag teaming and not wingmanning.
I wingmanned Kyle last night and collected a half decent wingman's reward.
by drinkbord January 11, 2023
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Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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Societally Rewarding

You aren't socially rewarding anybody. I think that is not only the single most offensive way of structuring a society but serves no purpose other than to condition people to accept servitude. You know that right? That isn't a thing.
Hym "That sounds like some ignorant conservative shit. You aren't 'Societally Rewarding' people when they exchange their labor or advance or they 'succeed in general'. That's not a social reward. People try to treat it that way. As though success is a societal reward. They do the same thing with sex. But their behavior in no way needs to be concordant with any consistent behavioral ethic. They can find vague, amorphous predictors. And sure, I'm sure the data on the predictors is accurate. But that's not the point. Who has the sucess is irrelevant. That it's FRAMED as a 'Societal reward' is the issue and what's more interesting is what I think is WHY it's framed that way. The success isn't enough. They want to DESERVE it. So... It's societally framed as a reward. So that people are motivated to strive for success. So that what they succeed, they get that release of dopamine and continue to strive. It's a 'Skinner Box.' (In abstraction obviously). A conceptual machine much like my Chaff grenade or my money generator. A lot of things are treated like Societal reward. Association. Sex. Success. A portable skinner box sold to you buy society. You carry it with you everywhere you go and then blame social media while you mash the button. But I've said this all before."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
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risk vs reward

You get to decide the risk vs reward.
by PineappleJuice May 12, 2015
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The Great Grandie Reward System

The Great Grandie Reward System is a highly effective and fun behavior management tool designed to encourage positive behavior in children, teens, and even adults. This unique system revolves around the concept of "Grandies" - small, colorful tokens that are earned by individuals when they exhibit positive actions and behaviors.

With The Great Grandie Reward System, individuals set specific goals and objectives, and every time they demonstrate positive behavior, they earn Grandies. These tokens are then placed in the "Grandie Goal Jar," a personalized container that serves as a visual representation of progress and achievement.

As the jar fills up with Grandies, individuals are motivated to continue their positive actions and strive for their desired rewards. The system also features the lovable character "Pandie," a charismatic red panda, introduced in the companion book titled "The Great Grandie."

The Great Grandie Reward System creates a nurturing and supportive environment that fosters self-discipline, responsibility, and self-esteem. It empowers individuals to take charge of their own behavior while promoting a sense of accomplishment and personal growth.

This innovative system is suitable for families, educators, and anyone seeking to create a positive and engaging environment to reinforce good habits and cultivate a culture of encouragement and positivity.
"Since implementing The Great Grandie Reward System in our household, my kids have become more motivated and responsible, earning Grandies for their positive actions and achieving their goals with enthusiasm."
by GRANDIE August 6, 2023
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self-reward

When retired seniors are "entitled" a) to have 6 hours of recreational screen time per day (e.g. to binge-watch T.V.), b) to Google for (or to watch) contents deemed inappropriate for the rest of the family — just because they have once worked hard for several decades in a row.
My grandpa calls it his 'self-reward' when he binge-watches six hours of his favorite shows, saying he’s earned it after decades of hard work!
by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025
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