The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.
While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.
by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019
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Boy: LOLZ I was just trying to turn the radio up, but instead was cranking up the volume on my computer.
Girl: You're such a retand.
Girl: You're such a retand.
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Justin: I think Fallout 76 is the greatest Fallout Game in the entire series.
Joey: Don't be such a rotundus all the time, Justin!
Joey: Don't be such a rotundus all the time, Justin!
by PolarisKnight January 30, 2020
Get the Rotundus mug.Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a refund to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash warranty claim, white trash regifting, etc.
Percy, expressing extreme discomfort, quickly negotiated a white trash refund of the cost (with tax) of his pricey hemorrhoid preparation, because he "didn't get home from the store with it" and "had had to resort to other means."
by texlex61 January 28, 2009
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re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
by CorpseHumper September 9, 2004
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WARNING: Hearing redundant phrases may make your brain feel as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Jeff Richards January 19, 2006
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