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Retrograve

The act of killing something that has previously been dead.
"I just shot that zombie in the head!"
"Yeah, man. You retrograved that sucker!"
by insanewriter1313 October 5, 2016
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Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
by thegranitehills September 5, 2010
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retroactive workout

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.
Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.
by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010
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Mercury in retrograde

A woman is acting strangely because she is menstruating. It is believed in astrology that Mercury being in retrograde motion cause people, particularly women, to behave oddly.
Hey Greg, Sarah is bonkers today. Is Mercury in retrograde?
by Jezzmund April 27, 2017
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retrocrastination

The act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.
For example, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) A.K.A Famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.
-Approximately 28% of all use of Nintendo Entertainment Systems is due to retrocrastination.
"Man, why the flip did I fail my flippin exam!? I thought I aced that shit!"
"Retrocrastination, dude. You've been playing Super Dodgeball and Excitebike all week."
by Robonaut December 26, 2006
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Retrosapien

A: Man, I love that girl to bits.
B: She split up with you two months ago you fucking Retrosapien - get over it!
by GingerBastard1 February 13, 2009
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retrofan

Someone who is a fan of "retro" things. A "RetroFan", is also someone who is usually the head of a group of people, or a "host". Also, someone who is awesome, amazing, and usually smarter than most of his/her peers.
"Hey, I played a round of Epigenesis with RetroFan today."
"Really? I played with him for 2 days on DOOM, so Grandmas on my land."
"Wow, lucky!"
by asdfhsdgjfdsjfdkdfj February 3, 2014
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