A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
Get the Scremus Retardis Kerenis mug.Retarditus, another way of saying somebody is a retard and adding more of an insult with the 'itus' by implying that they have it as a disease.
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Get the Retardiculous mug.a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. Often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.
"James is such a retardosaur, he bought a new iPod, but he doesn't have the faintest idea how to use it"
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Get the retardosaur mug.(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is
1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.
Ways to spot Retarditis is
1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.
Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"
Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis
Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis
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Get the Retarditis mug.derived from the word Retard and put in spic form. Can only be used by cool kids such as N&S. If you are called retardos, it usually means that you are homosexual and stupid and you deserve an ass fuck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing whore(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. These services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. Leprechauns will make deals with you and you're advised not to agree.
crack head: you're retardos man
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos
on and on and on and on....
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos
on and on and on and on....
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