Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.

MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.

by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008

resolutionists

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

by mickcp January 21, 2014

revolute

When one means to say 'revolt' but is too high off their ass to do so.

Person A: "Dude, we have to give in to the demands of the American citizens or else they will revolute."

Person B: "Revolute? Are you fucking high?"

by SonOfAzrael September 23, 2011

resolutionize

What someone does after New Years.

Damn Tyrone you just quit drinking forties on New Years day, way to resolutionize yourself!

by Biltard December 31, 2011

Peasant Resolution

Any PC resolution below 3840 x 2160

I got a 4K display for my PC but my graphics card only run games well at peasant resolution.

by Stegles September 18, 2015

Audio resolution

what is audio quality? its audio resolution

What is this audio resolution, did you record this with bandicam lol?

by verynicespritecan September 9, 2022

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by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022