resistance

Euphemism for a man's scrotum, as defined by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration.

TSA agent performing an enhanced pat-down on a passenger at a U.S. airport: "I will place my hand on your inner thigh and slide it upwards until I meet resistance."

by jeffersonian November 19, 2010

Resistance

A important movement in which many countries during World War 2 fought against their oppressors, mainly the Nazis and the Japanese. They’re we’re civilian guerillas fighting for freedom in the invaded country. Most notable of these are the Polish resistance, French Resistance, The Partisans(Yugoslavia), the Belgian Resistance, Italian resistance, both Italian Resistance and Italian CLN(Comitato di Liberazione Nazionale) translated in Nation Liberation Comitee, Soviet Underground, Dutch resistance, Greek resistance, and Norwegian Resistance.

Chris “Have you heard about the Polish or French resistance?
Tom “Yes, I have , they’re the most successful Resistances in World War 2.”

by Grouchycard July 13, 2018

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009

reintardation

It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly.

The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.

Damn, it was quite sad that Mark's ubergenious rocket-scientist son had just died in an explosion while working on the latest space shuttle 9 months ago. However, my neighbors next door just had a kid that looks like Mark's son when he was baby, though I heard the kid was diagnosed with Fragile X syndrome! It looks like Mark's son has reintardated(reintardation)! Whoop-dee-doo.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 17, 2006

piece de resistance

noun:
the last bit of food left on a plate because everyone wants to be polite.

aks:"wats up mj, y dont u finish up the sardine"

mj (in undertone):"well,...thats my piece de resistance!"

by its_aks November 5, 2005

reintardnation

An idiotic idea brought back to life again.

Agloco.com - the latest pay-to-surf website is a reintardnation of that blast from the 2000 bust, AllAdvantage.com

by whatihearyousayingis.com December 10, 2007

resistanitis

Condition of severe resistance leading to procrastination
Not wanting to do something important or otherwise due to lack of confidence and or energies.

Having no intentions, aim, desire, resolve to get something done.

Me: I need to record videos every Wednesday to upload at least once a week, but I just couldn't do it this time.
Him: Sounds like you got a classic case of Resistanitis, it'll blow over.

by Hypatia Of Alexandria January 31, 2020