When you are more of a danger to the world than Islamic extremism, you're a republican. When you say abortion is wrong but illegal wars are good, you're a republican. When you say free speech is what's great about America and then proceed to attack those don't follow your beliefs, you're a republican. When you call this a democracy and then have the supreme court decide an election, you're a republican. To make this a whole lot shorter: To be republican is to say one thing and to do the opposite.
George W. Bush is a republican..he's also the biggest failure the world has ever seen. Also: hypocritical, liars, thieves, war criminals.
by Footy September 14, 2005
by The Truth November 04, 2003
The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.
by Sodium Thallium E August 07, 2008
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
by uzi killer September 18, 2011
by scalvis September 08, 2008
There are many definitons for a republican:
1-A lousy, no good hick who thinks that killing other people in other countries for no justifible reason.
2-Likes stealing money from the poor, to make the rich richer.
3- Thinks that god should be involved in everything, even though seperation of church and state is a law in the united states
4-Believes that NO woman should have a right over her body, because god forbid your one day pregnant, and you just cant do it becAUse GOD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!! AHHH!!
5- likes to put own country in more danger by putting us into war
6- discriminitve against gays
1-A lousy, no good hick who thinks that killing other people in other countries for no justifible reason.
2-Likes stealing money from the poor, to make the rich richer.
3- Thinks that god should be involved in everything, even though seperation of church and state is a law in the united states
4-Believes that NO woman should have a right over her body, because god forbid your one day pregnant, and you just cant do it becAUse GOD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!! AHHH!!
5- likes to put own country in more danger by putting us into war
6- discriminitve against gays
by lanie024 August 08, 2005
To be shamefully hypocritical without giving a f*ck; typically because the hypocrite, nor the people who fund them, give one sh*t about anything other than power, money, and taking their daddy issues out on hundreds of millions of people.
Oh, you opposed nominating a Supreme Court Justice nine months before an election and then turned around and nominated your own justice ONE month before an election? That is so Republican of you.
I criticized Democrats for crying over Hillary's election for four years, but now I'm going to cry for four years about voter fraud during Biden's election. Why? Because I am Republican.
I criticized Democrats for crying over Hillary's election for four years, but now I'm going to cry for four years about voter fraud during Biden's election. Why? Because I am Republican.
by Witch McConnell November 10, 2020