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zero ten relationship

When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.
Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.
by Tylerisdad November 13, 2020
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relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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RelationTIP

a relationship formed between two Tipsters

this form of relationship never truly ends, as both of the Tipsters involved are perfect for each other, otherwise it would never have formed n the first place

is often characterized by the romanticizing of nerdy or geeky subjects
one Tipster: "i am the proton to your electron, i will always be attracted to you with a force equal to that of the electro-static force"

one Tipster: "i would build a time machine so i can stay in this RelationTIP with you forever"
other Tipster: "lets get started, we need to work on designs for that flux capacitor!"
by Iggy Flames February 21, 2011
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long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
by rainman002 September 15, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.
by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016
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platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011
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relationblip

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"
Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.
by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008
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