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Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008
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rectal piracy

Action. To engage in the act of stealing a man's anal virginity without his prior consent. A good old fashioned ass-raping.
Ever since George woke up with a tube sock hanging out of his ass, he has suspected his roomate of rectal piracy.
by Dj Galley October 21, 2004
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rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.
I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!
by J. Reed March 4, 2005
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Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010
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Rectal Ramming

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.
Sue was rectal ramming until her anus spewed up gallons of blood.
by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010
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Rectal Riot

An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.
Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.
by bordman24 September 12, 2010
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Rectal Invasion

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.
Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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