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An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.
Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.
by bordman24 September 12, 2010
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