Quim reaper

1) A man with multiple romantic interests; a fanny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. A groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.

Blonde lady: "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. He was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand."

Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."

by Milo2009 September 9, 2009

grim reaper

The greatest job in the universe. He makes a living by walking around in a black hooded cloak carrying a large sythe and killing people.

I'm going to kill my highschool counceler for telling me i should go into technology. i want to be the freaking grim reaper

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004

Grim Reaper Reach Around

The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.

Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation

1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.

2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"

by Angry Canadian January 23, 2009

Grym Reaper

n. 1: Somebody who kicks your ass and looks good doing it. 2: The drunken harvester of souls.

"No, Grym Reaper! For the love of God! Take your foot out of my ass! Arrgh!"

by Some Guy From Bonerland April 6, 2003

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017

Reaperoni

The Monster Energy Drink pepperoni flavor that reaps your senses with its vibrant pepperoni juices.

Alex: Bro Mike! Check out this new Monster Energy Drink flavor! It's called Reaperoni!
Mike: Bro what flavor is it?
Alex: Pepperoni bro!
Mike: What the fuck Alex that's fucking poopy and stupid!
Alex: Nah bro, it's the fucking shit!
Mike: Alright man whatever you say.
Mike: *drinks*

Mike: Bro! This IS the fucking shit bro!

by Quansto622 July 25, 2019