Read Option

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.

"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"

Read Option by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

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Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

Read the Door by Property_y November 5, 2020

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read up

to become well informed (about) by reading

you need to read up on your Bartlett's

read up by grena February 19, 2010

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read the riot act

to rebuke firmly, especially with a stern warning (the riot act was an act of the Parliament of Brittan which was often read before it was enforced and was made particularly infamous by the "Peterloo massacre")

He read the riot act to him in front of everyone when he tried to steal his book.

read the riot act by The Retrurn of Light Joker January 19, 2009

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read up

Note: Rhymes with "red" rather than "reed."
Pennsylvania Dutch expression meaning to get a place ready for company.

We need to read up the place before your sister comes over.

read up by Lorenzo367 February 4, 2010

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read books, get brain

A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.

Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.

read books, get brain by LDizzle August 20, 2008

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read only

The mode your brain goes into after drinking too much. Much like file protections on a PC. A sub-state of Read/Write mode, which people normally operate in.

I really did that? I must have gone read only pretty early after those lemon drop shots.

read only by C M Lee February 18, 2009

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