by phlip5907 November 28, 2006
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Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
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Refers a random person. Hence the similarity between Random and Randy. The "jay" portion of the word is put there to act as the last name. In and of it self "jay" is meaning less.
Lately Randy Jays have been asking me to hang out. (lately random ppl have been asking me to hang out)
by Ralfinho March 14, 2010
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by Dog Ross March 20, 2023
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Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
by Bonkers! December 24, 2008
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*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)
How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.
*Crowd cheers*
Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?
*Randy starts to say something*
Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.
*Crowd starts booing*
Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.
Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010
Get the Randy Jackson mug.A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 19, 2011
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