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Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.
Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
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Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing
by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020
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Dusty Rancher

A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.
Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.
by sacredburro November 17, 2011
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bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
by ausxau June 18, 2017
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Ram Ranch 60

The sixtieth installation in the Ram Ranch Cinematic universe, this Ram Ranch has the cowboys go to the planet Mars on a spacecraft, and buttfucking Justin Bieber at the same time while they go there.

"Yo, on the spacecraft to Mars!"
"Justin Bieber, getting buttfucked!"
Person: Yo, have you seen Ram Ranch 60?
Person 2 (You, the reader): Fuck yea! That's one of the best in the entire series!
by The Boi's May 5, 2021
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Neverland Ranch

Michael Jackson's home. A Giant amusement park and also a zoo...And everything was free! People could spend their whole days on rides, eating candy.

Michael Jackson wanted a place where he could have his childhood back : instead, it became a way for greedy parents to make some cash by throwing false accusations at the superstar.
-Ask Michael to invite you again at the Neverland Ranch, Jimmy.
-Yeah! Thanks mom, why are you so kind to me?
-We have an extortion plan with our lawyers and we need to...NEVERMIND Jimmy, it's only for you to have some fun.
by 79centsplustaxes March 16, 2012
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cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
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