A woman with caked on make-up, usually found frequenting clubs and bars. When you take them home to bang them, you wake up in the morning with a ruined pillow-case from their massive amounts of make-up being rubbed off.
So after I banged that Pillow Case Ruiner last night I had to go out and buy some new pillow cases! Shit was nasty!
by FrattinHardCMU May 29, 2011
Get the Pillow Case Ruiner mug.A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
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Get the Ruining My High mug.Country slang , commonly used in supply NC RUINED- as in someone's face is ruined like there so ugly it's messed up !
by Summertime September 6, 2013
Get the Ruint mug.the most awesomest person in the whole WIDE WORLD! if u have been named rubina, you muct be so full of awesomeness that everyone wisehed they were just like you in every way =)
dude, your such a rubina!
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Get the rubina mug.When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.
Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.
by Penisking May 24, 2009
Get the Ruined Orgasm mug.The female rating scale is a scale ranging from 1 to 10 based on a female's attractiveness. This scale is purely based on looks and does not take into account personality in any way.
Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.
The scale works in this way:
1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail
2- Generally ugly
3- Really, really drunken shag only
4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better
5- Average
6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)
7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features
8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive
9- 😍😍😍😍😍😍👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.
10- Your Mrs on her wedding day
Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.
The scale works in this way:
1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail
2- Generally ugly
3- Really, really drunken shag only
4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better
5- Average
6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)
7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features
8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive
9- 😍😍😍😍😍😍👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.
10- Your Mrs on her wedding day
I went to Lock 17 bar in London last night and I saw a 9 On the female rating scale, You should have seen her!
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