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Rut-roah

Katie died yesterday, rut-roah, I hope I’m in her will
by Why so many usernames taken._. November 11, 2017
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Heida Rut

Awesome, Beautiful, Breath taking, Model, Gorgeous.
Icelanders,Vikings
Hey she that hottie over there her name must be Heida Rut!
by Nr 1 fan November 9, 2010
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Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.
Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.
by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010
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Rut Roh

In the circumstances of hooking up, a pre-meditated and fully thought out MISTAKE. The main character in a rut roh situation is usually male. He may know and usually does know the following things before the hook up: 1. the girl is disgusting (it wasn't dark or anything) 2. chaos will most likely arise among this main characters female friends or more than friends 3. he will be mercilessly shit on by his bros.
Often times he will try to defend himself by saying he just wasn't thinking, he was wicked drunk and shit happens. But in reality he thought the whole thing through, measured the pros and cons, and when the cons overpowered the pros he knew it was time to initiate rut roh status and go for it.

It is often that rut roh's come in a series and the participant establishes a reputation as a man whore.

Rut Roh has to be said in a scooby doo voice.

Rut Roh participants usually have big uncircumcised penises.
Frank - "Hogey hooked up with vicky...again."
Jesus - "Are you serious? That's disgusting. What was he thinking?"
Frank - "You don't want to know."
Jesus - "That kid's middle name is rut roh."

2. James - "Hey Hogey. How are you? Taking the break up okay?"
Hogey - "You could say that."
James - "What now?"
Hogey - "Do you know risa shifter?"
James - "You mean your ex girlfriends best friend?"
Hogey - "...rut roh."
by J $quared July 27, 2008
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Wagon Rut

A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.
Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut
by T-Luo July 18, 2007
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Velvet Rut

Any enduring situation, esp. professional, marked by some hardship, but for whose lush benefits a person nonetheless finds it difficult to extract oneself.
On December 20, 2006, Kathie Lee Gifford was interviewed on Rachel Ray's new CBS talk show. Miss Gifford referred to her time before quitting the show as a "velvet rut," adding that while money and other benefits were extremely positive, she was no longer enjoying the work.
by el Ron December 23, 2006
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Rut Fish

A chic found living in a slum area such as section 8 housing that when attempts sexual acts just lays there similar to a dead fish.
Tyler hooked up with jean last night after talking to her for weeks but said all the build up was for nothing because she was a rut fish.
by sandypants88 December 2, 2016
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