Wayne Rooney

A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.

Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers

by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

Wayne Rooney

Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance.

"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!

by antiwaynerooney June 20, 2010

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016

ben rooney

Ben rooney is a term used to describe that one kid who always farts in a large group and blames it on the fat mate with the crisps (usually hula hoops).

"Ben rooney was staring at my ass again in maths. I might have him in the Maccies toilets and give him a taste of his own cock"

by anonymous February 2, 2019

shizz-a-rooney

Exciting shizz. Really exciting shizz.

There I was, burying myself in her valley out the back and then, it just flopped out, along with all that shizz-a-rooney.

by Gundar April 23, 2008

owen & rooney

Owen and rooney, englands big pair up front aka jenny's boobs

jenny boobies

by hee hee beep beep June 24, 2004

go rooney

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.

"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'

by slammer April 22, 2006