roflchu

It's kind of like lol, but it stands for Rolling On Floor Laughing Cracking the Hell Up

Dude, that was so funny! roflchu

by I am everyone, and no one May 1, 2013

roflshart

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

by Dangerz August 1, 2017

roflhhoctagko

"Rolling On Floor Laughing, Hitting Head On Coffee Table And Getting Knocked Out." (copyright InerLogic ca. 1998)

to be used when something is so over the top funny, that ROFLOL just isn't enough.

person 1: "Hey did you hear the Vice-President shot some old lawyer in the face, and the guy lived, and the Veep isn't going to jail?"

person 2: roflhhoctagko!

by inerlogic September 12, 2007

ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard That Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Expression used by Harry Potter fans. But only really cool ones.

HP fan 1: "Did you see the trailer for Vampires suck?!?"
HP Fan 2: "OMG, YEAH! I was ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL!"

by Sir Giftmonger November 14, 2010

ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

roflahaha

Rolling on the floor laughing and having a heart attack

A: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get to the other side

B: ROFLAHAHA

by SAGH02 June 15, 2009

roflfuck

When you have a one night stand with someone who is ugly.

DUDE! Last night I roflfucked this girl!

by roflchickkkk October 7, 2009