Robert

Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.

Robert is there for you when you need him.

by losthillsgang November 27, 2018

Flag

Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material

Goddammit Robert

by Hematochezia August 14, 2017

Flag

Get the Robert mug.

Robert

Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.

Did you see Robert slay that thot?

by RobertCarrillo April 24, 2018

Flag

Get the Robert mug.

robert

a butt face

robert

by under thunder December 11, 2013

Flag

Get the robert mug.

robert

1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)

1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.

by MrHappy321 July 07, 2009

Flag

Get the robert mug.