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Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.
Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”
by th1sdj October 28, 2020
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blowfish response

The puffing and blowing up of cheeks to denote confusion, frustration, impatience, silent requests and suggestion, annoyance, or light anger. Originally coined by the great Kelly, and further distributed throughout the land by the great Dezzie.

May be used in conjuction with bohing (boh).
"Your flight has been canceled."
*blowfish response*

*million dollars floats by*
*blowfish response*

"What do you want for Christmas?"
*hints*
"What?"
*blowfish response*

"I have nothing to say~"
"Yeah, me neither"
*blowfish response*
by Miss Dezzie December 19, 2005
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Response Addiction

The need to have reply to things you say in order to feel like people care.
John suffers from horrible response addiction, he needs everyone to affirm what he is saying all the time.
by Heddon2 December 26, 2011
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Responderer

When you are an absolutely terrible responder. Especially on Snapchat. Terrible communicator.
Lea is the worst responderer on Snapchat I have ever met.
by Willy Boof July 3, 2022
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Publovian Response

Instinctively answering “Yes” when asked if you would like another drink, irrespective of prior commitments or responsibilities that will suffer as a consequence.
"Another beer, Hester?"

"Yes, please."

"That’s a very publovian response. Aren’t you meant to be taking Scarlett to the dentist?"

"I’ll worry about that later. Can I have a pickled egg as well?"
by Pozz June 20, 2014
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latent response

A response that comes after a significant delay.
by latentresponse April 18, 2017
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Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
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