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Quickipedia

To quickly look something up on wikipedia for a small question or common knowledge.
Dude, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Hold on let me quickipedia it.
by opsisium March 3, 2011
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quickie mart

A room full of hookers waiting to give you a quickie.
If you are a sex addict, a quickie mart will help you relieve stress.
by InsertRandomNounHere March 3, 2014
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eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
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Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla
Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"
by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020
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Sauerkraut Quickie

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.
I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
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Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.
"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"
by STlNE March 18, 2022
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fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.
Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.
by eg3311 December 31, 2011
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