quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

by Harroubi May 8, 2020

Quarantine attire

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie

Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire

by Martini1 May 12, 2020

quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine

Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.

by wofew August 24, 2020

hotel quarantine

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")

A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"

by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020

Quaroutine

Your daily routine during self-quarantine (specifically during the coronavirus pandemic).

My quaroutine has been getting high and attending online classes.

by Justin Cool KIcks March 26, 2020

Quarantindi

A cocktail made and consumed during quarantine over Zoom , typically on the birthday of someone named Indi/India

Ingredients:

1) Liquid with the highest alcohol content you can find in the cupboard with the exception of anti bac and bleach

2) An acceptable mixer such as tuna brine or baked bean juice

Method:
Shake and stir

I can’t figure out if it was the Quarantindis that got me so twatted or the fact I started drinking at breakfast.

by schmuffin April 21, 2020