quake shake

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

by williambill February 29, 2008

The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

by BluepaiN February 26, 2009

quake

Quake is a First Person Shooter, running along side the old and famous Doom, Unreal Tourny, Hexen. Quake is now currently in version 4, and is now a fully competive game with interest from CPL and WCG. Other versions are Q, Q2 (QII), Q3 Arena (QIII).

I zomped him at Quake last night.
She completely nailed him in Quake last night

by QuakeFit April 12, 2006

quake

A Game that kicks (or more kicked) ass back in the good old days when I still played it... I've got it laying around somewhere, but I'd have to dust it off 1st... :P

"Quake" created by ID Software, to counter Duke3D

by BoNes October 23, 2003

Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

e-quake

The wave of online social network updates occuring within the first ten minutes following an earthquake.

A: "did you see that e-quake on facebook?"

B: "Yeah 20 minutes of updates, for 20 seconds of minor tremor."

by dr.deathsuck June 25, 2010

milk quake

the act of shaking a females (preferably) breast of large size in a rapid motion

Dude i gave her a milk quake

by knightguy January 9, 2011