Pyro Pastie

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.

'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'

by iKaite July 14, 2009

Pyrocynical

A young man who regrets his life choices and the creator of Mlg telitubbies and shrek has swag

Pyrocynical tried to hook up with a 13 year old fre- uhh girl from France.

-Keemstar

by Lengend47 August 31, 2017

pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.

I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!

by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013

See some pyramids

Kill a MF so hard he goes on a spiritual journey harder than King Tut's in the afterlife.

Fran: Yo dawg, you tryna get smacked in street fighter?

Jon: Don't test it, I will make you see some pyramids.

by Jonny Rhymes May 24, 2022

pyrocynical

British commentator, who is known for his montage parodies, which has since been discontinued. He's also well known for having some top tier cringe on his channel.

Oh, Pyrocynical just uploaded another cringe video!

by comicsansfont August 9, 2016

parao

A fine girl, one who looks very attractive.

A: Holy crap, did you just see that parao walk by?
B: Yeah! PARAO!!!

by lochness monstah April 19, 2006

Pyroclastic flow

Pyroclastic flow is Ice Cube's gangsta flow. It's his ability to rhyme to cool beats, and gangsta lyrics.

Official definition of Pyroclastic flow by Ice Cube :
What's the definition of a pyroclastic flow?
That's what happens when a volcano blow
That's what happens when Ice Cube starts to flow
Red hot lava mixed with saliva
Pulverising everything in its wake
Nothing can survive a pyroclastic flow

by Cube fan October 16, 2008