Skip to main content

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
mugGet the Peoria Corn Snake mug.

Pyoidig

A retard who pings everyone in discord, and does unnecessary polls.
Oh my god, he is such a pyoidig.
by Pyoid April 23, 2020
mugGet the Pyoidig mug.
Related Words

Pori

Means someone who’s life has been ruined by their parents.
She is a pori, poor little girl.
by StilesNoir July 4, 2020
mugGet the Pori mug.

pyrianic

a person who is extremely obsessed with both yugioh and genshin impact
don't play too many video games, you might become like pyrianic
by The Stall April 3, 2022
mugGet the pyrianic mug.

Peoria IL

Peoria Illinois is the largest city on the Illinois River it's also the place with the same crime rate as Honduras at 40 point something percent
Mary: let go to Peoria IL
Tim: lets not get shot
by ChaseTOM November 8, 2022
mugGet the Peoria IL mug.

Poriceum

A large room or stage for display of armor.
Don't go into the poriceum without a tour guide!
by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds September 25, 2022
mugGet the Poriceum mug.

pyridmigular

1. is a word that has a versatile usage. Pyridmigular can be used as a complement, insult, explain something or can be said by itself (verb)
2. something that is slightly curved/pointy
3. A insult to call a maths teacher or someone who enjoys maths
1. "You look very pyridmigular today!"
2. "That line your friend is standing in is very pyridmigular."
3. "This maths teacher is very pyridmigular, do you agree?"
by freddie pyridmigular February 2, 2023
mugGet the pyridmigular mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email