pussy

Something you'll never get.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no pussy

by 909purp October 15, 2017

Drone Pussy

Using a drone to watch over you or someone while having sex or jerking off

or playing with your pussy or anything sexually related using the drone aerial view to capture footage.

That was super good drone pussy as it captured some footage that we normally wouldnt have been able to capture as it was able to go directly overhead and take a picture of that pussy!

by Jillian SlurpyDogPussy Quist-J May 21, 2020

Boy Pussy

A boy pussy is a reference to a males tight and pink asshole. Mostly used for twinks because their asshole is usually like that. A boy pussy is usually not hairy and is clean.

You know Tommy? Yeah, he has a tight boy pussy!

by Go away feg March 30, 2015

pussy dehumidifier

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

Cute pussy

A cat or kitten that is slightly adorable, just above normal standard but low enough that someone feels the need to give it such a modernly vulgar nickname.

Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!

by IfYoureReadingThisImASlave August 23, 2019

Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020