When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
Get the Pump and Dump mug.A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
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