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Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.
"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."
by jerkperc April 13, 2025
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Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.
"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."
by scattdm December 4, 2025
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