prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009

Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.

Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag

by Anti Saint September 22, 2009

Hasan Piker

Hasan Piker is a turkish male who suffers from severe microcephaly.

Person 1: OMG, look at that guy at the dumbbell rack!
Person 2: His head is so tiny!
Person 1: Jesus, that must be Hasan Piker.

by DannyGlover6544 April 28, 2020

ass puckering

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.

I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.

by Nadia! December 18, 2017

Corn-poker

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.

That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.

by Corn-poker October 23, 2020

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

by silkpouch September 15, 2007