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Puberty is Awkward 

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!
ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

Puberty Crack 

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice
Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8
Puberty Crack by πerce June 6, 2018

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.
"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

Puberty and Hormones 

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.
Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

Puberty Plucker 

A person, usually a boy, around the ages of 11-15 who is either in the throws of puberty, or is unusually physically mature for his age.
Honey, this is Johnathan. You knew him in the fourth grade.

He is such a puberty plucker!

Yes, he is all grown up now.

Puberty ‘Stache 

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see AndersPuberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
Puberty ‘Stache by Apollo83 August 12, 2022