The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.
My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!
by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2010
During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.
by Jamal Ballerach August 12, 2007
a time in one's life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the hell they are or where the hell they are going. This may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.
I think I'm going through cognitive puberty, last night after a 10 hour work day, I volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer - got rejected and woke up in my parent's basement.
by Maria Garcia Perez Rodriquez January 25, 2011
Some how i always get a puberty erection in church
I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!
I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!
by blu3hat October 6, 2010
The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.
Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
by EpicMamo September 25, 2013
phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)
some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel
some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel
by Vicious_Vuhjaina November 22, 2015
The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.
Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"
Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"
Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"
by ruggerlad August 28, 2011