Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

protein paste

Ejaculated semen that clings onto a surface, often resembling an icicle or jam over bread.

Protein paste, it's nutritious and delicious.

by bloof July 12, 2004

protein load

Semen. Usually refers to cum being swallowed.

Girl: "I'm so hungry!"
Boy: "Want me to fill you up with my protein load?"

by Z123 January 11, 2008

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

tryptophan synthetase A protein

The full name of the tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters:
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THIS is the longest fucking word ever.

(sorry about all the spaces, apparently it's too big to post as one word :p )

aka: the stuff in turkey that makes you tired

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 9, 2009

protist

An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.

Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.

by EugeneY. October 8, 2007