promstitute

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.

Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!

by Myrddin April 14, 2003

Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.

Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!

by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009

rich prostitute

Pretty much a whore who once fucked a rich guy and after they fell in love and got married but the ex-whore who now is a wife and a possible mother, is beginning to be a bitch about everything and is a fucking alcoholic; so the rich man divorces her and as part of their divorce the snobby bitch gets good amount of money. unfortunately sh soon realizes that the money is not gonna last long since she's spending on drugs and alcohol the whole time so she decides to go back to what she does best and becomes a..... rich prostitute

WOW! look at that whore, she must be a rich prostitute, she's wearing a diamond ring

by sepsthebigS May 14, 2011

penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's

pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute

by lilwerm November 29, 2009

potstitute

ASS FOR GRASS... aka a girl who will hook up with you for a decent amount of weed.

Hey dude... I heard you hit that Jackie character, how'd you get that???

Weed, my friend... She is a total potstitute.

NICE!!!

by Dr Kendall March 15, 2009

Baby Prostitute

Prostitutes who are still naive enough to think they can cover up their shame and stench of bad decisions by pouring on perfume. They aren't hardened by their career choice they still have hope.

Nicholas walks through the office smelling like a baby prostitute.

by PinupVader January 31, 2014

prostitute pimp-slap

the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.

This bitch last night did such a good job blowin' me, i gave her the prostitute pimp-slap.

by akhlys December 29, 2008