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Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014
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Prostate

The part of the body that helps produce fluids for semen.
My prostate don't work, so I got dry sperm.
by Dick Tater February 2, 2006
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Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
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poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.
Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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Prostate

They stick they finger in they booty hole.
Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.
by M O I S T December 11, 2021
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poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.
Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.
by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006
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Prosthetic

An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.
The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009
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