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property porn

television programme depicting home improvement, renovation work, or relocation with the specific aim of increasing personal wealth and ramping house prices.
Especially popular in the UK during the property boom 2002-2007. Examples include "Property Ladder", "Location, Location, Location".
that show is nothing more than property porn
by el_rico May 25, 2008
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Property

You should only gain new property if it won’t negatively impact the property you already have acquired.”

~ThePlayasGala
by theplayasgala December 27, 2020
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the property of ones

StrongBads "bogus theory"
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.
"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"
by Rane May 8, 2003
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School Property

"Elizabeth and Daniel are both in the bathroom alone. Do you know what that means?"
"School property. School property everywhere."
by Muffler man February 12, 2019
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hot property

a. Stolen goods.
b. Another word for a sexy looking member of the opposite sex (or same sex for some).
a. Get that TV outta here foo, that shit is hot property!
b. Holly christ, that cheeka is hot property!
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
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Property tax

The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
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bisection property

1. If a line bisects an angle, then the two angles formed are congruent to each other. (Geometry)
2. Any of various marsupials found in the Congo.
Wow! Geometry is a lot better and my life is improved now that I can use the bisection property instead of writing a paragraph to solve this proof.

I ate five pounds of bisection property last night.
by lol david May 8, 2008
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