procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

Procrastenial

Word blend of procrastination and denial. Putting something off to the last minute while refusing to accept the truth of it.

Hinata: "Because I...love you!"
Naruto: "...."

~ 10 days later ~

Hinata: "He never called..."
Urouge: "He's must be in procrastenial."

by I Vote Ass November 13, 2009

Procrasterbait

The act of pleasuring oneself to put off completing homework and/or another task, usually out of laziness.

Friend 1: Did you finish that research paper for Mrs. Jones last night?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm avoiding that thing like the plague.
Friend 1: Yeah it really blows, I'm trying to just power through it.
Friend 2: Not me, I spent the majority of last night watching movies and procrasterbaiting, until I fell asleep.

by ugg-thugg September 5, 2013

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

Procrasterchanning

this is when you go on 4chan or do 4chan related things to put off doing things.

Guy 1: Yah I was going to pick up my kid from day care but ended up procrasterchanning

Guy 2 : Dude daycare was over 2 hours ago..

Guy 1: Yah hold on lemme just check if someone replied

by a person07 May 25, 2010